"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason
The New American Dream
Today the American Dream is Simple, Make Money, Get rich, Buy a House, Buy a Car, Raise a family, Live the life you dreamed of. Without lifting a finger. This part of the dream focuses more on getting good jobs that provide a lot of money so people can get rich quick. The people alos want to make money so they can keep thier families in check due to the lack of the economy.
MONEY
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering......So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!