"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason
The New American Dream
Today the American Dream is Simple, Make Money, Get rich, Buy a House, Buy a Car, Raise a family, Live the life you dreamed of. Without lifting a finger. This part of the dream focuses more on getting good jobs that provide a lot of money so people can get rich quick. The people alos want to make money so they can keep thier families in check due to the lack of the economy.
It can buy a House But not a Home
It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock But not Time
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
It can buy you Sex But not Love
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering......So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.